Up the Holloway

Two conversations overheard in cafe on Holloway Road -

Two old geezers, the first one scottish the other english - "Spurs are playing at home tonight" "what" "i said Spurs are playing tonight" "what" "are your fucking ears blocked or something" "i can never understand what  the fuck you're saying" "for christ sake we,ve known each other for 30 years" - the conversations over the years must have been riveting!!!

Two young middle-class students, the waitress approaches and asks "would you like to order", one of them picks up the menu and the other comments "why are you looking at the menu, all restaurants sell the same things don't they?" Err Indian, Chinese, French, Italian etc etc!!!!!