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Tuesday 11 August 2009

The English Swearing Championships

Venue: Metrochef Cafe, Holloway Road
Time: 8:30am

1st participant, old cockney-type geezer "fucking asthma! you don't know what fucking asthma is you cunt!"
Challenger, another old geezer "I,ve got to use three fucking nebulisers"
1st - "I was nearly fucking dead three times, three fucking times", "they told me to stop fucking smoking, but I told them to go and fuck themselves, bunch of cunts"

Thank god for old cockney geezers and cafes!